Hunter Biden Demands Investigation into His Laptop from Hell

People’s heads may spin on their shoulders, or perhaps they’ll simply slump to the floor belly-laughing after they hear about Hunter Biden’s demands and legal threats. Well, the best defense is a good offense—and a great distraction.

According to Just the News, Hunter’s legal team is demanding investigations related to his infamous laptop from hell. They’re also threatening to sue FOX News’ Tucker Carlson, which should only help his soaring ratings. This is the computer Hunter abandoned at a Delaware computer repair shop, which the FBI has had since 2019, and that Democrats fibbed was “Russian disinformation” immediately prior to the 2020 presidential election.

Hunter’s lawyers delivered this punchline: “[Hunter] is not going to sit quietly by as questionable characters continue to violate his rights and media organizations peddling in lies try to defame him.” But hasn’t Hunter made himself virtually “undefameable” by now?

As the New York Post reported, after a feeble pseudo-admission on CBS Sunday Morning in 2021, where Hunter agreed it could be his, “First son Hunter Biden’s lawyers admitted late Wednesday that the infamous laptop that the now-52-year-old abandoned at a Delaware computer repair shop in the throes of his crack cocaine addiction does indeed belong to him.”

Aside from Carlson, Hunter’s also targeting John Paul Mac Isaac, the computer shop owner who turned the infernal laptop over to the FBI in 2019. According to Mac Isaac, the computer scandal has ruined him financially, which led him to file his own defamation lawsuits.

Hunter’s attorneys are demanding Carlson “retract statements describing a ‘money laundering scheme’ connected to Biden allegedly paying his father ‘rent’ money.”

They also claimed Mac Isaac was intentionally “reckless” and his conduct “unlawful” when he “allowed for hundreds of gigabytes of Mr. Biden’s personal data, without any discretion, to be circulated around the Internet.”

Reportedly, Hunter has also asked a court to bar his 4-year-old daughter (with an ex-stripper) from using his (her) last name. DNA tests proved she is his daughter. Infamously, her grandfather, Joe Biden, recently neglected to hang a Christmas stocking in the White House for this one granddaughter. He hung stockings for all his other grandchildren.

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Steve Pomper

Steve Pomper is an author, freelance writer, and retired Seattle police officer. During his career, he served as a field training officer, on the Community Police Team, and as a mountain bike patrol coordinator. He’s written five books, including The Obama Gang and De-Policing America, and he is a contributor to the National Police Association and a freelance writer for The Tatum Report.

Originally from New England, he’s a Boston sports fan. He now lives in the Pacific Northwest with his wife, Jody, a retired firefighter. He enjoys spending time with his adult kids and three grandchildren.