Swalwell Castigates Republicans Over Hacking But ‘I hack you LONG time, Eric’

Eric Swalwell must be one of the most self un-aware people on the planet.

Pretty sure Rep. Eric Swalwell, who has relatively credible allegations against him about fornicating with a Chinese spy, should avoid commenting on Russia or hacking or any sort of questionable international dealings.

While Republicans are losing their minds on Trump Island, the United States Government is being hacked. Anyone want to tell the President? Maybe, I don’t know, protect our country and the businesses affected?

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) December 17, 2020

HURR DURR.

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— Dr Evil (@MD_STAT) December 17, 2020

Your self awareness is stunning…

— j smith (@jen87nc) December 17, 2020

Spy f*cker says what????

— Jeffrey “Big Guy” Voth (@Acuda4me) December 17, 2020

Oof.

The hackers probably got the passwords when you leaked them to the Chinese spy you were banging.

— Ordy Packard’s Peppermint Yule Log (@OrdyPackard) December 17, 2020

Could be.

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— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) December 17, 2020

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

*dead*

Remember when Christine Fang’s bosses stole the personal info of millions of current, past, and potential government employees when they hacked OMB?

— Business Master Crapplefratz (@Crapplefratz) December 17, 2020

Idk what was your job on the intel committee besides banging Chinese spies?

— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) December 17, 2020

Looks like she traded up… pic.twitter.com/z6VD9UF3lV

— Dr. President-elect Redcloak the Unruly (@BrewingAle) December 17, 2020

Just barely.

Fang Fang says what now?

— Sarah (@BooBooNyc) December 17, 2020

I hack you long time, Eric. pic.twitter.com/YMNbg6qETN

— Master Holly Briden (@HollyBriden) December 17, 2020

Annnd this editor is officially dead.

Thanks for that.

I hope Xi sees this.

— Rob from Jersey (@Robsgymnasium) December 17, 2020

A Chinese spy hacked your zipper. When are you stepping down?@RepSwalwell

— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) December 17, 2020

Eric Swalwell is a joke we can all laugh at.

HT Twitchy

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